Here's a picture of Lucky doing his favorite thing in the whole world--being on the alert to defend his homestead and the people he has sworn to protect. As you can see, Lucky is ever-vigilant in his avowed duty to protect the innocent and helpless. Always on his guard against ruthless predators such as cats, bugs, shadows, vacuum cleaners, and weird noises, our faithful companion uses his heightened senses of smell and hearing to detect any piece of food that hits the floor, or any opening of a refrigerator door within a 15 foot radius. Also, he knows karate, jujitsu, aikido, Tai Chi, and Tae Bo, and is skilled in several types of weaponry, including Nunchaku, Sai, Katana, those little throwing stars that could give you a really ugly cut, and the Chia Herb Garden (no, I don't know how he uses the Chia Herb Garden as a weapon--it's an ancient Chiaese secret). His paws are registered weapons (well, the front ones are). And so I say to any burglars, marauders, pillagers, Vikings, or anyone else who might have been thinking of burgling, marauding, pillaging, or Vikinging our home, I have one thing to say to you: Don't even think about it. This dog is a killing machine, and I can't be responsible for his reaction if you try to cross our threshold without at least offering him a Dingo bone or scratching under his collar.
You've been warned.
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